Welcome to the Overengineered Snowflake Generator

Quantum Snowflake Generator 3000
Because regular snowflakes are too mainstream

On a scale of 1 to 10, how quantum do you want your snowflake to be?

If your snowflake was a programming language, which one would it be?

How many cups of coffee did the snowflake have this morning?

What's your snowflake's opinion on the Oxford comma?

If your snowflake was a meme, which one would it be?